Why am I updating daily?

That's a really profound question, which requires an equally profound answer.



Maybe it's because of the avian flu and the recent spate of natural disasters.

Or perhaps the joy I derive from pouring my soul into an online dairy,

never mind the fact that it means people have access to my warped mind.


People all over the world are dying, with floods, hurricanes and dead poultry

plaguing their land.



Is Armageddon coming?



Perhaps.



Will we go the way of the dinosaurs,

killed by the likes of feathery chicken.

I hope not.

It would be an embarrassment to be exterminated by the hands paws

wings of a chicken.



I often ponder, what if ostriches were carnivorous?

And lions, herbivorous?



What if armadillos ate dung.


What if humans queerly thought faeces were the ultimate expression of love?



All I know is, if that were true, 'himself' would turn into a shitface.



Forget flowers, chocolates and jewelry.

Call 74424381 (which spells shit)

to order a fabulous pile of stool for your loved one right now!

While stocks last!




Ah, but I'm digressing.


Armageddon, the term we all fear.

For, regardless of race, language or religion,

there is, no life after death.


Every good ol' environmentalist knows how to bitch about

global warming, greenhouse gases and animal rights.



Many businessmen complain about

little profit, taxes and marriage rites.



With unity comes power.

Even kids know that.

Thanks to the disgusting over-commercialisation of

the Power Rangers, Captain Planet,

and yes, who could forget,

Bananas in pyjamas.



Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

Sorry, no. I can't read minds, I'm a banana.








Almost got propelled into a pile of 'dung' today.

Which I managed to avoid, thanks to my cat-like reflexes, I'd like to say.

But no I can't. I don't possess lightning reflexes,

and the only thing which held me back was probably my inertia.

Blubber saves the day once again.





Oops! digressing again.

Like I was saying, with unity comes power.



To stop this dreadful display of producing asphyxiating gases into the atmosphere,

NATO, UN, ASEAN and the rest of the world
(Don't I just sound noble? =D)

should work up agreements to keep use of fossil fuels to a bare minimum.

Unless, of course, the bare minimum is the amount we are using now.

Then we should all just stop using fires and electricity.


Cook food with body heat!


Obviously the rest of the world is going to turn down this proposal and

the fossil fuel/global warming crisis isn't going to be resolved until

we eventually run out of fuels to burn.....


But that won't be a problem, since by then the polar icecaps would have

already taken care of the human population by immersing

our sorry asses 7m underwater.




At least spare a thought for Captain Planet (CP).


A prayer, anyone?