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Friday, July 29, 2005

Absurdity...

Firstly, before I initiate today's topic, I would like to point out something.


As seen from Da Sao's Blog:

'Well, if you guys like a little background of that guy, his name is kai lun. I'd rather look to him as a da ge ( big brother) i think it's like my relationship with my gor gor, chris in primary school. it's really just that. '


(Note: The above paragraph is directly quoted and hence is a form of plagarism. It has not been approved by the writer herself and I'm placing myself in grave danger typing this.

But...It's the duty of a paparazzi to uncover scandals.

P.S. Please bring me fruits when you visit me in jail.)

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The paragraph sounded vaguely familiar, like some kind of drama series, as if it has been stereotyped into every single female in the whole bloody world.

And to which a male actor would reply, "I only look upon her as a sister."

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Get this: You're not siblings unless you share blood-ties. Simple as that.

I might actually make a good scandal columnist one day.

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And now, to share to you readers, once again,

'The Short Story Series About Benji.'


I repeatedly stress that Benji is my dog, not some human.
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For the past 2 weeks, I've been neglecting my supposedly daily routine of walking Benji. School work, projects and games inevitably got the better of me and I passed up the chance of walking my dog.


Making infrequent trips did have its advantages though, at least I didn't have to meet those people I see everyday whilst walking my dog.


Everyday, walking past those toddlers of 9-16 years of age, I hear the occasional 'Woof' and the ever-annoying 'Meow'.

Like Seriously, Grow up people! Dogs don't respond to 'woofs' and 'meows' that sound as feeble as the generator of these noises.
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Here's a definition of noise: Any unwanted sound that irritates people.
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I received approximately 3 'woofs' and 1 'meow' today.
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Which leads me to the following question, "Are humans really the most intelligent beings on the planet?"

I think the fault lies either with the knowledge imparted to us from our ancestors, or the current education system.
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Maybe people from long ago were wrong in determining that dogs 'woofed' and cats 'meowed'.

Not likely.

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Which means the problem lies with the current education system.
Since young, we have been droned into thinking that dogs communicated only by 'woof', the 'woof' that humans can mimic, and that cats taunted dogs by impressing upon the dogs the superiority of the cats by a brief 'meow', also conveniently shaped into a 'meow' that humans can copy.
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Hence human was the meditator (Think United Nations, imposing yet ineffective. As in the Iraq War)between the cats and dogs and they learnt their language of 'meows' and 'woofs' from humans.
So cats technically copied their language from humans, hence arriving at the layman term, 'Copycat'.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------That was supposed to be the idea drilled into us from young by the education system. And that dogs and cats actually understood us.
Gullible young minds we were then. Some of us have been enlightened, whilst some still wallow in their naivety.
Thus it is utterly absurd that human would be able to talk to any animals in their own native tongue, with the mere exception of 'cock'.
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But of course, there are people other than the people I've highlighted in this entry that are guilty of these futile communication attempts. I've seen quite a few, but the people I've highlighted still retain the 'most numbers of communication attempts' record.

S.t. turned into a dumpling and typed this at 9:38 PM