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Age: 20
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Thursday, June 09, 2005
Away from keyboard...for 3 days...
-User will be away for 3 days on a family function.
-Yes. It's true.
-Like why would I lie?
-Handphones/Internet connection/(any form of communication) will be rendered invalid.
-In a nutshell, don't harrass me.
Okie...now to today's topic.
Pests.
You know, those creatures smaller than dogs.
Lizards, cockroaches, ants, spiders, and that distant bald baby cousin.
-Yes. It's true.
-Like why would I lie?
-Handphones/Internet connection/(any form of communication) will be rendered invalid.
-In a nutshell, don't harrass me.
Okie...now to today's topic.
Pests.
You know, those creatures smaller than dogs.
Lizards, cockroaches, ants, spiders, and that distant bald baby cousin.
*-* My house = house of death *-*
Ants: killed by me when I was a kid.
Execution methods: Sticking tape across their ant holes. When that didn't work, I found another use for medicated oil.
Spiders: Again killed by me when I was a kid.
Execution methods: Trapped in those $0.50 sour plum containers, they squirm as i force a piece of tissue down, squishing them.
(P.S: I'm not that sadistic now. I'm worse. J.K. =P)
Cockroaches: killed by parents when I was a kid. (The cockroaches,not me.)
Execution methods: When the rag-&-bone man refused to pay the exorbitant price of $0.20 for 5 kilograms of newpaper, the paper became recycled in another manner. You should have seen the flying cockroach that earned my dad his first home run.
Lizards: I know, lizards are good, they eat mosquitos. But, killed by parents when I was a kid. (Need I stress it's not me?)
Execution methods: Only one instance. It's not everyday that a lizard lands in your cup. It was 5.am. My dad wanted coffee. The lizard was in his cup. He didn't switch on the light. He didn't know. In case you're assuming he drank it,(Ugh! Sick!) that didn't happen.
(Hears 'Aww!' in the background.)
Even at 5.am, in semi-darkness, you would notice that after adding boiling hot water, 3-in-1 coffee powder does not coagulate to form a 'presence' with a tail that floats on water.
Distant cousin: You may have killed yours but I certainly didn't kill mine.
I ain't That psycho.