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Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Today = The beginning of the end.
Every wednesday to me, is the beginning of the end.
The beginning of the end of the week.
That is erm, a form of figurative speech. Not Irony though.
Don't bother to try and correct me and tell me what type of GP shit it is.
I don't give a shit.
Well, Yun jie's blog has 'Incomplete', someone give me advice on how to add songs to my blog, YJ style.
I don't want radioblog.
I want a song called Midnight illusion. =D
From Ateleir Iris: Eternal Mana.
Well I just added ' To Zanarkand' midi.
I'm working on the wishlist.
And... Class fund owes me money!
This poor treasurer has to dig into his $50 per annum pocket money, and slurge on useless GP notes worth a Friggin $72.60!
Well, Chemistry SPA tomorrow.
For those oblivious to that, I charge $2 for every piece of information.
Someone get me that NKF midi.
The beginning of the end of the week.
That is erm, a form of figurative speech. Not Irony though.
Don't bother to try and correct me and tell me what type of GP shit it is.
I don't give a shit.
Well, Yun jie's blog has 'Incomplete', someone give me advice on how to add songs to my blog, YJ style.
I don't want radioblog.
I want a song called Midnight illusion. =D
From Ateleir Iris: Eternal Mana.
Well I just added ' To Zanarkand' midi.
I'm working on the wishlist.
And... Class fund owes me money!
This poor treasurer has to dig into his $50 per annum pocket money, and slurge on useless GP notes worth a Friggin $72.60!
Well, Chemistry SPA tomorrow.
For those oblivious to that, I charge $2 for every piece of information.
Someone get me that NKF midi.
Monday, June 27, 2005
School Re-Opens!!~
Not that it's something to celebrate about.
Firstly the good news.
My monitor is normal again! Once in a blue moon.
Bad news.
Biology test tomorrow.
Obviously people who read my blog are/were biology students, hence I shall not inject anymore hazardous biology terms into your minds.
PC lesson tomorrow.
Right before biology test.
I'm dead.
If they take height and weight again, (Shudders).
Not that doing vigorous exercise is another favourable alternative.
I have shed my iron bowl helmet and adopted a shorter, less effective defense.
Not that that's an entirely bad thing.
Just heard from a friend that Pc lesson tml will be 'Xiong'.
I can't wait till tml comes.
Can you sense the sarcasm?
Firstly the good news.
My monitor is normal again! Once in a blue moon.
Bad news.
Biology test tomorrow.
Obviously people who read my blog are/were biology students, hence I shall not inject anymore hazardous biology terms into your minds.
PC lesson tomorrow.
Right before biology test.
I'm dead.
If they take height and weight again, (Shudders).
Not that doing vigorous exercise is another favourable alternative.
I have shed my iron bowl helmet and adopted a shorter, less effective defense.
Not that that's an entirely bad thing.
Just heard from a friend that Pc lesson tml will be 'Xiong'.
I can't wait till tml comes.
Can you sense the sarcasm?
Friday, June 24, 2005
Unlucky dayz
It's weird, here I'm, once again, at 1am, blogging my ass off.
And it's a lovely friday morning!
Not considering the fact that I have 5 hours of sleep which will most probably be decreased to 4 due to the biology homework.
It's like I've this irresistable urge to blog whenever my monitor turns red, which is everytime I switch on the computer.
And it's a lovely friday morning!
Not considering the fact that I have 5 hours of sleep which will most probably be decreased to 4 due to the biology homework.
It's like I've this irresistable urge to blog whenever my monitor turns red, which is everytime I switch on the computer.
-_______________-"
Probably because the page doesn't include graphics which prioritise green colour.
But I digress.
Today I shall complain, complain and complain.
All about yesterday, afterall it's past midnight.
Woke up this morning at 6am.+, fumbled with the alarm and fell asleep.
Woke up at 7.18am. Wrecked the alarm clock and fell asleep.
Woke up at 7.57am. Class starts at 8am.
Out of house by 8.04am.
Runs to bus stop.
Reaches school somewhere between late and very late.
After lesson, enjoy pentium 4 privileges for a mere 2 hours.
Rushes back to school.
Gets seated and prepares for test, only to discover my sole writing pen = friend's house.
Luckily Kai liang had an arsenal of pens.
Gp test. Crappy question suggests, 'Why do they sponsor choirs?'
People actually sponsor choirs?!
Reaches home, walks dog.
Notices indian man spying on me.
Reaches to pull down blinds to obscure his vision.
Pulls down blind. Absent-mindedly moves backwards. Back comes in contact with sharp corner of cupboard. Pain drives further stupid reflexes. Sharp corner drags along my back like 'connect the dots'.
Result = 8cm scar.
And I haven't cut my hair! I'll scare kiddies later today.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Re: Ghosts
And I'm back! By popular demand!
How I wish I really could say that.
=(
Anyways, I have decided that today is an auspicious day to talk about ghosts.
Yesh. I've already consulted my almanac. =D
That and the fact that the Sun hasn't set yet.
Anyways now to the topic at hand:
How I wish I really could say that.
=(
Anyways, I have decided that today is an auspicious day to talk about ghosts.
Yesh. I've already consulted my almanac. =D
That and the fact that the Sun hasn't set yet.
Anyways now to the topic at hand:
Ghosts
Are you shivering in your pants yet?
I know I'm.
Air-con is at 16 degrees.
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Today is not a definition lesson.
Today is about my/other-not-so-important-people experiences.
I never encountered ghosts before and hope I don't meet any soon.
Do you realise it's like every school in singapore is haunted?
Every school has a story of it's own.
I spent the first year of primary school believing a female teacher died in the girl's toilet.
Scared me silly it did.
I find it funny now that I wasn't half as scared when my partner threatened to thrust a penknife into me, in the same year too.
Of course maybe it was because of the fact that the penknife bended whenever it came in contact with anything harder than air.
Then on to campsites.
People always complain hearing 'weird noises' at night whenever I go to a camp.
Maybe it was something sinister, or maybe it was just my snoring.
And on to army camps.
If you watched the series, err, I forgot the show name.
-_________________________________-"
Nvm. It was on channel five and featured scary ghost stories.
There was one on the army camp.
And now to relate a true file!
My sister's Bf was on night patrol in an army camp.
Somehow he didn't realise an old woman holding hands with a small boy at 2 in the morning in an army camp signalled something amiss.
He chatted with the old woman. 'Gasp!'
Directed her to the nearest toilet.
Turned around and she was gone.
Maybe she vanished. Or maybe she sprinted to the toilet.
One of life's greatest mysteries.
I never seen ghost when I was awake.
I dreamt of ghosts though.
And on those nights, my sister, who was working on her university exams at the time, heard weird noises coming from outside her room, where i slept.
She opened her door to see nothing was amiss.
Anyways, on to my dreams.
Must have been like 2 years ago.
I dreamt of ghosts twice.
And weird thing is, both times, the ghosts were in my home's bathrooms.
Two separate bathrooms.
One was like green, and crouching below the shower.
Another, was invisible initially.
I was dreaming, and that I just turned away from the toilet bowl, to come face to face with a zombie.
Those cheena zombie, you'know.
Scary. Brrr. Oh noooo. Sun setting.
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Wasting away...
Sigh... The holidays are almost over.
One week...or rather half a week left...considering the punctures in the holidays the teachers made with their lessons.
One week...or rather half a week left...considering the punctures in the holidays the teachers made with their lessons.
-_________-"
Just finished my first piece of homework.
Still got tonnes left.
I'm not gonna make the deadline.
And I've got a red monitor every other day.
I spend one day hitting the monitor till it turns to normal, and spend another day recovering from the battering my hand received via Newton's third law.
Physics...Who needs them.
At this rate, my eyes will turn selectively colour-blind.
Can't even watch Gundam Seed Destiny.
234. Nope. That aint the size of a gundam seed video.
Thats the average number of times I click the 'drag timeframe' bar to make the video advance.
Sighz. I think I'm growing fatter. Napfa is looming nearer, like doom.
Retest is gonna be a disastor.
I think the only thing keeping those calories in check is walking my dog.
-____________-"
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Ghosts
I'm gonna speak on that topic another day, considering it's 1am. and all.
Hehz, life is so boring without pentium 4, and having to wake up each morning to find a deposit of stool in the kitchen, courtesy of my dog doesn't exactly soothe the pain.
I'm donning a new shirt today, find that I kinda look like a gangster in it.
It ain't all that difficult to imagine.
Anyways, I got dragged into playing little fighter 2 today.
One word: Hellish.
I got trashed so bad, I lost my appetite.
Sigh, I haven't started on my homework. I sense impending doom. And there's an ACC meeting at 10.30am today.
Sheesh. I can't find time to do homework. And yet I can find time to work on my games. Pentium 2 can still help hone your solitare skills.
!!!
It's so late! (8½ hours of sleep remain.)
Heh. Holidays.
Who couldn't do without them?
Certainly not me.
Hehz, life is so boring without pentium 4, and having to wake up each morning to find a deposit of stool in the kitchen, courtesy of my dog doesn't exactly soothe the pain.
I'm donning a new shirt today, find that I kinda look like a gangster in it.
It ain't all that difficult to imagine.
Anyways, I got dragged into playing little fighter 2 today.
One word: Hellish.
I got trashed so bad, I lost my appetite.
Sigh, I haven't started on my homework. I sense impending doom. And there's an ACC meeting at 10.30am today.
Sheesh. I can't find time to do homework. And yet I can find time to work on my games. Pentium 2 can still help hone your solitare skills.
!!!
It's so late! (8½ hours of sleep remain.)
Heh. Holidays.
Who couldn't do without them?
Certainly not me.
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Weird things
Okie...Family function is over.
Like finally.
I was gonna write about something else today, but I just heard something from outside, as though it was beckoning me...
Using a loudspeaker.
Yesh. It's almost that time of year again.
The 'auction period'.
Where people scream out prices like there's no tomorrow.
Nope I ain't talking about Sotheby's .
The auctions I'm talking about aren't that high tech, as in using signs to signify a bid.
Yes. Now you know. It's those chinese auctions.
Where people scream in dialect and boast about their bids, and later realise that they didn't bring the $9k they promised the organiser.
I was eating fried chicken...(Mmm..) when I heard the speakers blar,
" Gor cheng!"
" Wu qian ba shi ba!"
" Luck cheng gor bei puai zep puai!"
" Liu qian wu bai ba shi ba!"
Like finally.
I was gonna write about something else today, but I just heard something from outside, as though it was beckoning me...
Using a loudspeaker.
Yesh. It's almost that time of year again.
The 'auction period'.
Where people scream out prices like there's no tomorrow.
Nope I ain't talking about Sotheby's .
The auctions I'm talking about aren't that high tech, as in using signs to signify a bid.
Yes. Now you know. It's those chinese auctions.
Where people scream in dialect and boast about their bids, and later realise that they didn't bring the $9k they promised the organiser.
I was eating fried chicken...(Mmm..) when I heard the speakers blar,
The segment below will be in semi chinese and dialect/hokkien.
" Gor cheng!"
" Wu qian ba shi ba!"
" Luck cheng gor bei puai zep puai!"
" Liu qian wu bai ba shi ba!"
And inevitably, people get confused.
" Liu qian puai bai puai zap ba kuai qian!"
Like sheesh...No skills = don't attempt multi-linguallism.
(Hint: I doubt there's such a word.)
Up till now that guy is still screaming his throat sore, and again...I hear,
" San qian gor ba shi(1) shi(2) kuai."
Like seriously...
Can't be bothered.
-_________-"
Saturday, June 11, 2005
o.0
I know. I know.
This is a weird time to be blogging, seeing how I'm at a family function and all.
But family functions aren't concentration camps, there are breaks, or rather, there's no workload.
Besides, It's so late, and bedtime is almost here.
Nothing is more demanding than sleep.
Haven't really got much to say, so hence I apologise for wasting a whole 30 seconds of your precious life.
Now, go on with your life.
Might/Will/May update tommorrow.
Stay tuned.
This is a weird time to be blogging, seeing how I'm at a family function and all.
But family functions aren't concentration camps, there are breaks, or rather, there's no workload.
Besides, It's so late, and bedtime is almost here.
Nothing is more demanding than sleep.
Haven't really got much to say, so hence I apologise for wasting a whole 30 seconds of your precious life.
Now, go on with your life.
Might/Will/May update tommorrow.
Stay tuned.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Away from keyboard...for 3 days...
-User will be away for 3 days on a family function.
-Yes. It's true.
-Like why would I lie?
-Handphones/Internet connection/(any form of communication) will be rendered invalid.
-In a nutshell, don't harrass me.
Okie...now to today's topic.
Pests.
You know, those creatures smaller than dogs.
Lizards, cockroaches, ants, spiders, and that distant bald baby cousin.
-Yes. It's true.
-Like why would I lie?
-Handphones/Internet connection/(any form of communication) will be rendered invalid.
-In a nutshell, don't harrass me.
Okie...now to today's topic.
Pests.
You know, those creatures smaller than dogs.
Lizards, cockroaches, ants, spiders, and that distant bald baby cousin.
*-* My house = house of death *-*
Ants: killed by me when I was a kid.
Execution methods: Sticking tape across their ant holes. When that didn't work, I found another use for medicated oil.
Spiders: Again killed by me when I was a kid.
Execution methods: Trapped in those $0.50 sour plum containers, they squirm as i force a piece of tissue down, squishing them.
(P.S: I'm not that sadistic now. I'm worse. J.K. =P)
Cockroaches: killed by parents when I was a kid. (The cockroaches,not me.)
Execution methods: When the rag-&-bone man refused to pay the exorbitant price of $0.20 for 5 kilograms of newpaper, the paper became recycled in another manner. You should have seen the flying cockroach that earned my dad his first home run.
Lizards: I know, lizards are good, they eat mosquitos. But, killed by parents when I was a kid. (Need I stress it's not me?)
Execution methods: Only one instance. It's not everyday that a lizard lands in your cup. It was 5.am. My dad wanted coffee. The lizard was in his cup. He didn't switch on the light. He didn't know. In case you're assuming he drank it,(Ugh! Sick!) that didn't happen.
(Hears 'Aww!' in the background.)
Even at 5.am, in semi-darkness, you would notice that after adding boiling hot water, 3-in-1 coffee powder does not coagulate to form a 'presence' with a tail that floats on water.
Distant cousin: You may have killed yours but I certainly didn't kill mine.
I ain't That psycho.
Monday, June 06, 2005
Black trees
No this post is not about forest fires, racism and discrimination.
Obviously I'm NOT that noble.
Staring out of my window at the moment.
You don't exactly see rainbows at 11.15pm.
Yes. I like darkness.
Don't ask me why.
I was born like this.
I like money too. So send me a check sometime.
And no, I don't accept checks that bounce, since none of the banks do.
Okie back to darkness.
Notice this blogskin is primarily black.
But I don't see it as black.
Cause my monitor is red.
Have a heart, donate please.
I'm thinking that adding the NKF midi will help serve my cause. =D
Someone send me that.
Yes. Singapore kids are spoilt. So sue me.
Obviously I'm NOT that noble.
Staring out of my window at the moment.
You don't exactly see rainbows at 11.15pm.
Yes. I like darkness.
Don't ask me why.
I was born like this.
I like money too. So send me a check sometime.
And no, I don't accept checks that bounce, since none of the banks do.
Okie back to darkness.
Notice this blogskin is primarily black.
But I don't see it as black.
Cause my monitor is red.
Have a heart, donate please.
I'm thinking that adding the NKF midi will help serve my cause. =D
Someone send me that.
Yes. Singapore kids are spoilt. So sue me.
Saturday, June 04, 2005
I think I'm getting on everyone's nerves.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Irony.
When you're a kid, you just wanna grow up real quick and make like a gazillion dollars, buy some expensive crap and flaunt it to your friends.
When you're an adult, you just wanna go back to being a kid and save those teeth you had.
When you're an adult, you just wanna go back to being a kid and save those teeth you had.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Keyboard Malfunction
Typing that title alone took a good ½ hour.
Curse you you fricking keyboard.
Curse you you fricking keyboard.